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On the JJ Barnes Blog, I check out research into the sex appeal of famous bald men, and discover that Stanley Tucci is the second sexiest bald man alive, despite his show being canceled.
Stanley Tucci has had a busy year: his show “Searching for Italy” was cancelled by CNN, he was named the second sexiest bald man alive, and he recently spoke about all of these things on Jimmy Fallon.
Sexiest Bald Man Alive
“In this study we looked at a wide number of factors such as facial golden ratio, Twitter sentiment analysis (looking at over 2.45 million tweets!), net worth and height,” explained a spokesperson from Reboot SEO Agency. “These factors were then used to create an index score out of 10. Furthermore, Reboot SEO Agency also looked at the cranial shine factor for each individual.”
1. Vin Diesel – Sexy Score 6.46/10
Vin Diesel is named the sexiest bald man of 2022 for taking the crown from Prince William’s gorgeous bald head! You might be wondering how that could be? The actor scored very highly on almost all of the index factors, in addition to his obvious sex appeal.
With a cranial luminance of 563.65 cd/m2, the study demonstrates that Vin Diesel’s head is rather shiny, reflecting light at 70.46 percent of that of a standard light bulb. He also stands 1.82 meters (5.9 feet) taller than the average man. He received a sexy score of 6.46 out of 10 for all of these things and a few more.
2. Stanley Tucci – Sexy Score 6.33/10
Twitter users will be pleased to learn that Stanley Tucci has been named the second sexiest bald man in 2022! In fact, 17% of tweets about Mr. Tucci praise his attractiveness. His facial features show a golden ratio proximity of 75.83 percent, second only to Jason Statham’s of 78.09 percent. Stanley Tucci received a sexy score of 6.33 out of 10 overall.
3. Shemar Moore – Sexy Score 6.25/10
With a sexy score of 6.25/10, the S.W.A.T. actor Shemar Moore comes in third place. Shemar Moore has a head that is even shinier than Vin Diesel’s, reflecting light at 71.85% of that of a standard light bulb, in addition to the fact that he exudes confidence, which makes him very attractive (not to mention the police uniforms he wears on set). In addition, he is portrayed as sexy in 30.24 percent of all tweets that mention him, which is the highest percentage for that index factor.
4. Pitbull – Sexy Score 6.16/10
With a sexy score of 6.16/10, Mr. Worldwide, also known as Pitbull, comes in fourth place. The international singer has a golden ratio of 67.69 percent, according to the facial analysis. According to Twitter data, Pitbull is the second sexiest bald man, after Shemar Moore, with 21.59% of tweets depicting him as attractive.
5. Prince William – Sexy Score 6.13/10
While Prince William may be crowned king of the bald men in 2021, his sexy score of 6.13/10 places him fifth in 2022. According to the study, 15.69% of all tweets about Prince William portray him as sexy. With a height of 1.91 meters (6.2 feet), the Prince of Wales ranks second tallest among the study’s top 10 finalists, behind only Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, who stands at 1.96 meters (6.4 feet).
Other Sexy Bald Men
| Celebrity | Sexiness Score /10 |
| Jason Statham | 5.96/10 |
| Bruce Willis | 4.75/10 |
| Joe Rogan | 4.37/10 |
| Dwayne ”The Rock” Johnson | 3.62/10 |
| Mike Tyson | 2.50/10 |
An honorary mention to Floyd Mayweather Jr. who scored 2.29/10 in the ‘sexiest bald men of 2022’ study, putting him in 11th place.
Methodology
- Reboot SEO Agency performed a multivariate study to identify the sexiest bald celebrity. The research utilises social media analytics consisting of over 2.45 million tweets along with an anthropometric analysis using computer vision algorithms to compute the geometric golden ratio proximity for each celebrity.
- Firstly, a seed list of notable bald celebrities was used to scrape over 2.45 million tweets dating from 2017 onwards. Tweets were required to contain either the official twitter handle or a popular hashtag for each celebrity.
- One-hot encoding was subsequently applied to identify tweets containing words, as well as emojis, synonymous with sexy. The resulting dataset was aggregated to compute the percentage of all tweets containing sexual references as well as the average number of likes for those tweets.
- Images required for the computation of the geometric golden ratio proximity for each celebrity were then collected. The inherent face variability from a multitude of confounding factors including varying expressions, illuminations and poses increase entropy within our model. The relative impact of such factors is controlled and mitigated through strict photo selection criteria ensuring a standardised sample of up to 3 images per person per year.
- A computer vision algorithm was then used to identify facial landmarks of prominent facial features. Subsequently, ratios between the computed landmarks were then used to approximate the geometric golden ratio of each image. Each celebrity’s golden ratio approximation was then determined as the average ratio across all samples for that celebrity.
- The cranium luminance was then computed following the methodology described on Wikipedia – relative luminance. The methodology was applied specifically to a cropped image of the celebrity’s head.
Note: insufficient reflectance from Prince William’s cranium meant cranial luminance could not be computed.
- The social media analytics along with golden ratio approximations and additional statistics such as height and net worth were used to create an index score out of 10.
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